zarryestalik:

thegreen-arrow:

morrissarty:

how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him

one wishes to reposition you unto the nearest structure and acquaint our faces in a feverish manner

that was beautiful

was that ed sheeran

angrybagel:

WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA